What to do/see in Prague (US perspective)

2006-09-29

(I'll write this in English, because it will be useful mostly for non-Czechs.)
Praha
When your friends from abroad come to Prague and ask you to show them around, you face the difficult task of choosing the right things to make it impressive, not boring and in a way representative. That is actually very difficult, especially for someone who was born and has ever since lived in Prague. You don't have the necessary distance to judge what stuff is interesting for a foreigner, because you walk in those streets every day and you have seen all the buildings hundred times. When I came here, I found out that quite many people had actually gone to Prague for holiday, so when I say I'm from Czech Republic, they often know that it exists and even where it is (some still mix it up with Czechoslovakia, but hey, you can't blame them for that:-). And usually they mention something interesting they remember. I thought I might try to collect their impressions and maybe it will somehow prove useful in getting "outside picture" of Prague - either to exploit it or to try to remedy it in some instances!
  1. Of course the very very first thing everybody remebers is (surprise surprise) BEER:-) Cheap, good, cheap, thick, cheap, strong, cheap, and cheaper than water will be the most common comments. Usually they get a bit disappointed when I say I don't drink it. I might consider not saying that anymore, actually... (or starting drinking it?)
  2. The second impression are beautiful chicks:-) I have no problem agreeing with that (of course after my honey:-))
  3. Puppets: One guy here has acquired a particular strong connection in his head between Prague and puppets sold on the streets as tourist souvenirs. Basically Prague for him is The Puppet City
  4. "Huge four-storey art museum" where you can spend hours: I presume that is the National Gallery in the Trade Fair Palace in Holešovice
  5. Wallenstein garden: an amazing garden with peacocks, and huge owls (I never realized it could be so interesting, but actually, yes:-)
  6. Defenestration: Although as far as I know there were only two documented defenestrations in history (1419 and 1618), some Americans tend to think that Czechs routinely solve their issues by throwing people out of windows. I don't really blame them, because this image was probably planted in their heads by Czech tour guides in order to make the tours more entertaining at the expense of historical accuracy. Another related theory explains, that the Catholics thrown out of the window (the second defenestration) landed on a pile of horse dung, which saved their lives - hence the expression: "Holy shit!" ;-))
Will be updated as I gather more observations...

5 komentářů

  1. ondra — 2006-09-29

    Please feel free to add comments on what you found interesting in Prague:-)

  2. Imel — 2006-10-01

    I love the churches... they are strikingly beautiful.. too bad not many czechs use them so the churches have no spirit or lively atmosphere anymore:-).
    I like the metro/tube and its uncomplicated exits; compare it with france and england then you'll see what i mean:-).
    I like the men.. they are simple, not too groomed, laid back with good sense of humor but sporty and attractive.. (already stucked with one of them:-)) (but not the ladies and old ladies... they are tensed, cold, and full of hatred towards asian girls:-)).

  3. jirka — 2006-10-13

    holy guacamole!!:-) That's quite a funny catholic story. Regarding Prague as viewed by foreigners, my step-dad says Prague's lost some of its spirit since the early nineties. I don't generally agree with that but I think tourism might have something to do with that. ...Viva the chicks!!

  4. Andrew Lim — 2006-10-23

    Defenestration is one of my favourite words! ;-) Mainly because I thought it was quite obscure, but obviously throwing people out of windows is a popular Czech pastime (in the mind of Americans anyway)

    Nice list of fun stuff to do and see. You forgot the medieval village though - Dev and I enjoyed that immensely!

  5. Horace — 2007-06-25

    ...as said one old hunter in Alaska:

    ...You are lying! YOu are not from Czechoslovakia, because you devided to Czech and Slovak. And I know your country, I know Prague- Prague is beatiful city, you have the nicest girls in all over the world, best bread and rolls, czech bear (pronounce Shekespeare... ) is great and Sellier & Bellot ammunition from Vlašim is soooo cheap and precise... :-))