tidbits: some are true (twink twink:-))

2005-08-22

Girls' Dreams

"What I Want in a Man (age 22)"

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover, every day of the week



"What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)"

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie and suit

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least 4-5 times a week



"What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)"

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

9. Shaves most weekends

10. Interested in romance 2-3 times a week



"What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)"

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

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4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good instant food

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

11. Hope for a kiss each day



"What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)"

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

11. Remembers what romance was like



"What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)"

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet